Before today, if you had asked me what I thought of smart phones, you likely wouldn't have been surprised by my answer (unless of course you're trapped in social media space and don't read the Planet):
"What an utter waste of time."
- Exhibit 1: Killing and maiming people in their cars.
- Exhibit 2: Wasting our minutes and money.
- Exhibit 3: Antisocial behaviour patterns.
- Exhibit 4: Incentivizing human disconnection.
- Exhibit 5: The butt of technology.
- Exhibit 6: Voice mail features from the stone-age.
- Exhibit 7: Unnecessary.
- Exhibit 8: Balderdash.
- Exhibit 9: Unintelligible.
- Exhibit 10: Nostalgia.
- Exhibit 11: Touch-Heavy.
- Exhibit 12: Ulterior Movies.
You see, "smart" phones were never smart. Clever, maybe. Contrived, definitely. Deceptive, by design. "Smart" was a term invented by a predatory tech industry to dupe you. How does that make you feel?
It used to be okay to sell people the minimum technological capabilities available and then force them into a never-ending rat race of installing add-ons ("apps") to fix what should have been part of the product in the first place. This process ultimately ended in a phone being too "gummed up" (slow) and power hungry. Sadly, a lot of people accepted this status quo.
The status quo is the most boring place to be in the world, unless of course you created that status quo and are using your privileged position within it to buy mansions in Los Altos Hills, or to build palaces in the swamp.
In my "Why Smart Phones Aren't" series, I had expressed my hope that I would actually see a phone that is truly smart in my lifetime. Today, that day has come.
The Ubuntu Phone has arrived. The world now has the means to finally disrupt an industry that has needed a good shake for at least a decade.
"Smart" phone, your days are over.
Ubuntu runs on POWER8. That's likely not news to many of you. But what hopefully is news, is that you're not allowed to say "So what?" any more. (Call it "Randall's Rule of POWER"). By doing so, you discount that which can power the future.
Remember the future?
I recently stumbled on a fresh analysis of IBM POWER8 vs "something else". Here's what stood out, and what one author has called a "thrashing":
- 8 threads per core (compared to 2)
- twice the amount of L2 Cache memory per core
- almost twice as much L3 Cache
- a L4 Cache using buffer chips (compared to no L4 cache)
- much higher clock speeds
- 12 sockets for Coherent SMP (compared to 2)
- 8 core systems at less than 50% the cost of "something else" having 12 cores.
- 12 core systems at around 70% of the cost "something else" having 18 cores
You can read the whole article here, for free: https://www.business-cloud.com/articles/news/ibm-power8-thrashes-intel-xeon
If you're a developer, you might be excited by these specs. Get your code executing as fast as possible (but no faster.)
And if you're not a developer then maybe you'd be excited to run your business (or your institution, or your organization) on hardware that's cheaper, faster, and more future-oriented.
Future is now! Check out and join OpenPOWER to get involved. http://openpowerfoundation.org/2015-summit/
Image CC BY-SA 2.0 by Torley, https://www.flickr.com/photos/torley
Earlier, I blogged about my belief that OpenPOWER represents the next big disruption in the server space. Turns out I'm not alone. Check out what another author has to say:
"My personal belief is probably obvious, and I believe this has an excellent chance of success, and is the greatest threat to Intel and x86 in the server space. The technology is excellent, the degree of freedom partners have extraordinary and the partners strong and well-respected. We should also consider the importance of China, and IBM's partnerships there. While there's no such thing as a sure thing, this comes pretty close for me; the argument for it is compelling on so many levels."
The rest of the article is here, and it's worth a read:
You dutifully inform me that I have a voice message waiting. You carefully protect me from some unknown threat by forcing me to type in a voice mail password that I can never remember, *every* time. You eat my minutes to hear someone say "Call me back, blah, blah, blah."
"Smart" phone, why are you wasting my time?
You see, I never wanted your voice mail anti-feature. You assumed I did. I gave you my voice mail password more than a few times. Why did you not remember it? Why can you not just inform people that there are better ways to communicate?
"Smart" phone, you have not progressed since the '90's. I'm tempted to dump you.
In fact, I already have plans...
In my lifetime I will actually see a phone that is truly smart. When the Ubuntu Phone arrives, the world will have the means to finally fix this and other issues once and for all.
"Smart" phone, your days are numbered.
Image: Ribbit, CC BY-NC 2.0
Are you content with the status quo in technology? I'm not.
Years ago, I became aware of this little known (at the time) project called "Ubuntu". Remember it?
I don't know about you, but once I discovered Ubuntu and became involved I was so excited about the future it proposed that I never looked back.
Aside from Ubuntu's "approachable by everyone" and "free forever" project DNA, one of the things that really attracted me to it was that it had the guts to take on the status quo. I believed (and I still believe) that the status quo needs a good disruption. Complacency and doing things "as they always have been" just plain hurts.
In those days, the status quo was proprietary software and well-meaning but inpenetrable (to the everyday person that just wanted to get things done) free and open source software. I'm happy that we've collectively solved the toughest parts of those problems. Sure, there are still issues to be resolved but as they say, that's mostly detail.
Fast forward to today. Now, we are faced with a hosting (or call it cloud infrastructure if you wish) hardware landscape that is nearly a perfect monopoly and is so tightly locked down that we can't solve the world's big problems.
Spotting an opportunity to create something better and to change the world, a bunch of people rallied together to create
Not surprisingly, Ubuntu joined and became a partner early on. And today, another one of the most famous disruptors has joined: Rackspace. In their words,
"In the world of servers, it’s getting harder and more costly to deliver the generational performance and efficiency gains that we used to take for granted. There are increasing limitations in both the basic materials we use, and the way we design and integrate our systems."
So here we are. Ubuntu, Rackspace, and dozens of others poised once again to disrupt.
It's going to be an interesting and fun ride. 2015 is poised to be the year that the world woke up to the true power of open.
I'm looking forward to it, and I hope you are too. Please join us!
Hey Ubuntu people! It's been too long since we've had a real party!
In Vancouver? Consider yourself invited!
photo by James Vaughan
I am gathering stories about groups of Ubuntu enthusiasts, advocates, and contributors for an upcoming project.
If you are part of an active Ubuntu group that has formed in your city (or town) and that has regular face-to-face gatherings with the central theme of Ubuntu, I'd love to hear from you.
Examples of the types of things I'm interested in:
- When did you first start meeting?
- How often do you gather?
- What do you typically do when together?
- How many people are in your group?
... and anything else you'd like to share.
Either post to the comments or email me at randall at ubuntu dot com.
image by Tony Carr
Juju makes things really simple.
But, like you, I'm not content to stop at simple. I'm always looking for ways to make things even simpler so that I have more time to work on tough problems (e.g. spreading Ubuntu in my city.)
Today my colleague Corey Johns pointed me to DHX, a cool plugin for Juju that he developed. Even simpler!
I hope you find this useful.
And please remember to thank Corey for his excellent work.
A while back, as part of my new role, I began looking for opportunities to:
- Challenge the status quo, and,
- Connect people together that want to solve big problems.
(Luckily, the two are closely related.)
Recently, I was introduced to some fine folks at SiteOx in Franklin, TN (that's just outside of Memphis) that happen to have some really fast POWER8 systems that provide infrastructure-as-a-service (IaaS).
I mentioned that previously unknown tidbit to some of my colleagues (who are are awesome Juju Charmers) to see if/how the service could be used to speed Juju Charm development.
As it turns out, it can! In case you missed it, Matt Bruzek of Juju Charmer fame, figured it all out and then wrote a concise guide to do just that. Check it out here, and then...
Thanks Matt, and thanks SiteOx.
The quotes below are real(ish).
"Hi honey, did you just call me? I got a weird message that sounded like you were in some kind of trouble. All I could hear was traffic noise and sirens..."
"I'm sorry. I must have dialed your number by mistake. I'm not in the habit of dialing my ex-boyfriends, but since you asked, would you like to go out with me again? One more try?"
"Once a friend called me and I heard him fighting with his wife. It sounded pretty bad."
"I got a voicemail one time and it was this guy yelling at me in Hindi for almost 5 minutes. The strange thing is, I don't speak Hindi."
"I remember once my friend dialed me. I called back and left a message asking whether it was actually the owner or...
It's called "butt dialing" in my parts of the world, or "purse dialing" (if one carries a purse), or sometimes just called pocket dialing: That accidental event where something presses the phone and it dials a number in memory without the knowlege of its owner.
After hearing these phone stories, I'm reminded that humanity isn't perfect. Among other things, we have worries, regrets, ex's, outbursts, frustrations, and maybe even laziness. One might be inclined to write these occurrences off as natural or inevitable. But, let's reflect a little. Were the people that this happened to any happier for it? Did it improve their lives? I tend to think it created unnecessary stress. Were they to blame? Was this preventable?
"Smart" phones. I'm inclined to call you what you are: The butt of technology.
We're not living in the 90's anymore. Sure, there was a time when phones had real keys and possibly weren't lockable and maybe were even prone to the occasional purse dial. Those days are long gone. "Smart" phones, you know when you're in a pocket or a purse. Deal with it. You are as dumb as my first feature phone. Actually, you are dumber. At least my first feature phone had a keyboard cover.
Folks, I hope that in my lifetime we'll actually see a phone that is truly smart. Perhaps the Ubuntu Phone will make that hope a reality.
I can see the billboards now. "Ubuntu Phone. It Will Save Your Butt." (Insert your imagined inappropriate billboard photo alongside the caption. ;)
Do you have a great butt dialing story? Please share it in the comments.
No people were harmed in the making of this article. And not one person who shared their story is or was a "user". They are real people that were simply excluded from the decisions that made their phones dumb.
Image: Gwyneth Anne Bronwynne Jones (The Daring Librarian), CC BY-SA 2.0